worthyourweightinfanfiction:

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

image

I did not have saxual relations with that woman

(via voices-in-my-head)

heartof-lion:

anomalousdata:

becausebirds:

Shake what your momma gave ya

"Hey girl. Hey. Hey. I know you like dis."


I like how in nature’s view and when it came to birds and how males tend to be brighter and more dazzling, it just said ‘fuck it, have a tail bigger then your entire body because REASONS’ and still allowed these birds to fly.

lazypacific:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits, via peaceblossom)

lahmattire:

New Givenchy iPhone Case!! Yayy😎 #givenchy #riccardotisci
So here i am
still in bed
with yesterday’s make-up
and old tissues,
promising myself
today’s the day i’ll forget you
- (via kekgumicukor)

(Source: sekundenbruchteile, via voices-in-my-head)